you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
Just had a drunken guest at my hotel threaten to "throw a fuckin fireball at my face"
i will pay you if you can come get me. he just suggested that we would have a hockey themed wedding.
this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
Just bought an airhorn. Bad things will happen.
This has been the biggest binge-drinking season of the decade.
It's hard to be a gentleman when a girl pauses her karaoke version of "a whole new world," and proceeds to tell the entire bar that she wants your cock in her mouth.
Nothing says never again like hurling in the shower.
Fake an illness. Her and her friends are like the female version of guys who wear tapout shirts
Some guy is here using a taser on people. I'm up next
i just got banned from the m&m's website for trying to get poon slayer written on my custom order
my entire left arm went numb
you need to get that checked to make sure you're not wired to have strokes instead of orgasms
This is why people in Buffalo die of heart attacks. This and wings
I just told my mormon professor that I was late because I was getting a STD test... good start to the day.
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