Is it a bad that I spent my 5 year anniversary with my husband texting my ex boyfriend?
you kept say ridiculous things then repeating them in perfect classical latin. You are onee intelligent drunk
It was as if you forgot how to speak normally. All of your words came out either backwards or in song form
stopped you just in time from sledding down the roof.
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
My day may involve a drug pinata. I LOVE MY LIFE.
Queso dip and pictures of Daniel's penis. It's like the last days of Rome over here.
Thank you for not puking on my lap during the first class of the semester. And fuck you for doing it in the second.
STOP WHATEVER YOU ARE DOING AND GO OUTSIDE RIGHT NOW. THE MOON LOOKS LIKE CATWOMAN
Literally this kid just told me he's not planning to live past 30. Then he hit himself with a frying pan.
Before consuming her Waffle House she did a few deep breaths and cleared the table to "prepare herself for this"
I lost my pants last night, she told me I walked into their room after leaving 5 minutes before wearing my thong.....and no pants. I have absolutely no idea where I left them.
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
It's 5am and I come home to you naked on the kitchen table and 3 people I never saw before fucking on the back porch ... and my weed gummy worms are gone. fuck you I'm taking your mom's offer
You came into the club around midnight with a carton of tropicana o.j. & said you were starting a revolution.
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