i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
only you would photoshop your dick
i just ran into our bio chem professor at the bar. apparently, he doesn't follow the "no slapping your students' asses" rule.
He told us that was the only place he could get service when we found him in the closet passed out with a beer
no guy is ever going to take you seriously as a potential marriage prospect unless you learn to swallow
Woke up on the kitchen floor cuddling with the dummy we made of you. Hope your internship is going well.
thanks for carrying me to bed.. and sorry for trying to roll down the hallway to escape.
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
I just realized my life is a timeline of drunken injuries.
I had a moment while I was smoking where I was looking at these palm trees and I knew how dr Seuss came up with his characters.
I'm not saying Tijuana was a bad idea, I'm saying that we make poor life choices. And Steve was robbed by the police.
There's mini weenies and empanadas everywhere...
It's like an adderall Houdini. Right when you think you have a deal he disappears
I can't hookup with a guy in my car because it smells like Taco Bell..
I'm at home, drunk, and I just called the guy I lost my virginity to and invited him to my wedding.. I've got to stop drinking by myself.
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