Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
We are not buying weed off a guy from the internet.
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
I'm really good at handling things like foreskin and speech impediments.
Oh, and she's that dumb bitch that goes out in public in full make up and sweats with uggs. I hope she falls face first in a bowl of queso and drowns
I had a dream last night where I used the marginal product rule to figure out how much more hangover I got per sip of four loko, econ is taking over my life...
Well when you get back to your computer, there's a nice explanation of pansexuality on your Skype.
He tried to tip me with his police badge...
and you didn't accept WHY?!
His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
The Vicodin is in the strawberries.
He showed up soaking wet with a flashlight and a ping pong ball. I couldn't say no
Well we've always known you have a weakness for guys with balls in their hands
I didn’t eat all day. Got really drunk at a bruins game and puked in a random dunkies cup on the T
If that doesn’t scream I’m from New England, I don’t know what does
Birthday wine tasting got super shambly super quickly. I am covered in cuts/bruises/terrible life decisions.
Randomize
