she just walked in and said "well, I got peed on again"...
I don't even want to talk about it, I'm traumatized. Even the dog knew to take advantage of the most intoxicated girl at the party...
Just found out the guy that gave me herpes died. now everytime I get a flare up, it'll be like he's coming back to say hello
She's doing shots in her underwear, a fur hat and mittens. I'm never coming home.
i thought i'd fucked her to death. no lie. she just stopped moving.
Did you write your name in the dust on our toilet tank?
you are not perverted enough for this relationship to work out.
DUDE, DID YOU KNOW YOU CAN JUST RENT AN ELEPHANT???
Oh God.
I'm not making any promises. But if I start throwing food at you, just go with it.
We had to leave after he was in the middle of the street yelling "Balls of Steeeeeeeeel!!"
I played ping pong,drunk, with my hand instead of the paddle. And i won. I have hidden talents
No dude, he just dipped his cigarette info ranch dressing and lit it. He's said he normally doesn't do that but it's Memorial Day.
Guess who just made out with Sloth from The Goonies!
You've reached your one pic per night limit. To increase your limit, start conversations before 9 and submit your request for an additional pic before 10.
Totally unrelated, but by the way I DO have one ball bigger than the other.
Randomize
