honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
you.
oh yeah. preciate
went in for an STD check and they referred me to an alcohol and drug councilor. kick me when i'm down.
how many princess gummy vitamins will it take to negate last nights drinking binge?
she is the kim kardashian of front butts
don't blame me for your drunken lack of judgement
big words... still drunk. dont care. your fault.
I'm not giving my ex her earrings back. If some chick i hated gave me brownies i would still eat them. It's the same thing.
I am nonfunctional stoned. I had to ask ben to put me somewhere away from all the people I'm sitting on someones bed watching a wall. Not alright. Should not have come.
we found him. outside on the balcony, sitting on a bucket, with his pants off, swearing he was'nt taking a dump
red lips, whiskey sips, shaking hips, nipple slips. my life as a rap song.
I heard drunk is the new sober. I heard me say that. To a cop. Can you come get me??
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
I lost a shoe at the club last night, I think that's when I decided to go home.
I'm worried about how taking care of my mom's dog while being on acid will go.
Just discovered I was so fucked up last night I called in sick to work... TWICE
Are these your boobs on my camera?
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