my mom just found my bong and asked what it was. I told her it was a hookah
and she bought it?!?
yeah...but her friends at work told her hookah was fun and now she wants to smoke it with me...im thinkin yes
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
Thanks for not cleaning the drain like you were supposed to. I just vomited in the shower and I had to stand in it until I was done conditioning.
just got invited to smoke a bowl by a guy who has a prostetic leg and has been on the jerry springer show multiple times. I love my life right now
today's workout consisted of me putting my fake in my sports bra and running to the liquor store.
We made a bong out of a plastic football. I can honestly say we make a good team.
Want to get naked in Baltimore this weekend?
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
I cried singing "call me maybe" on the way home from the bar. What the fuck
Dear future Eric, sorry about the Everclear. Sincerely, Eric +2 shots E.C.
My dad found me naked curled up under a towel on the couch with a fucking tub of butter and a spoon. Ambien Mondays are dead
Had sex in a blanket fort. How was your weekend?
If you find me in the bathroom in a fetal position, licking frozen bacon .. I might have Drank a little too much.
Did my extra credit for a class I badly need to pass at the bar of Friday's.. kind of sum's up my college career. Got a 90 though.
Its like my group of friends and I are all dating and we're all just a bunch of Swingers, is that normal?
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