Me too. Send a cab. Order food.
HOW IN THE HELL DID YOU BLOW A .24?????
We were watching I'm a celebrity get me out of here and taking shots every time heidi said HALLELUJAH, and started spraying her hair with that stupid dry shampoo shit....and we only watched the last half hour.
the young, male pastor of my church has a jesus fish tramp-stamp. I made him show me.
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
I shall celebrate this moment with a beer conveniently located in the sock drawer directly to the right of me.
I can't wait until weight watchers comes out with a beer
It's 9:30am and I've already blown three loads. Reason #101 I love 25 year old girls.
you duct taped a twenty to your thigh just in case and passed out.
I inhaled my own vomit, how was your night?
he couldn't get a boner so he asked me to sing you shook me all night long to his penis. I think it was weirder that it actually worked
My desire to pee is a lot higher than my need to be buzzed right now.
Cancelling your gym membership calls for alcohol.
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
I cannot pick him out of a line up. I remember he is blonde and his half flaccid dick looks like gonzo. So unless he pulls down his pants I don't know who he is
So we were fooling around last night and suddenly Like A Virgin popped up on his itunes
OMG haha What did he say?
He told me that if I laughed, I would have to leave.
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