don't worry, i have a range rover and a brother hopped up on steroids.. we can solve this little misunderstanding quite easily.
a price tag just fell out of my vag. i guess its worth $13.99...
you're my knight in shining pee-resistant armor
I keep having to have that awkward "I don't want to have sex with you" convo. I thought wearing sweatpants was suppose to prevent this situation..
My nose hurts from that stripper beating me with her tits
No really tho I'm wearing a chucky cheese shirt and yoga pants. If that doesn't scream no sex idk what does
He's like the unplanned child of drunkenness
This family outing has commenced with me throwing up in an apple orchard
Evvvvvveryone knows we hooked up in the DJ booth. People call it the BJ booth now. I've created a legacy
I got an assistant at work. First task was picking me up at a strip club. I was drunk and trying explain how it was work related
I just remember lots of butts and something about ranch dressing.
He wore socks while I was giving him head. I couldn't even focus on his penis because of the socks.
I'm not getting off this floor. I love this floor
NO ITS THAT IM A SEXUAL DEVIANT AND CANT FILTER MYSELF
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
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