D3 body, D1 cock
At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
Hello everyone will one of you please inform me on why I woke up in a cardboard recycle dumpster with no shirt and a stuffed animal? I want to hear this explanation.
Your godly.
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
He kept waking up periodically throughtout the night to bit my ear and pass back out.
I put labels all over the house on things I think are mine. A cactus, the dog, and a bottle of wine.
Well it involved jumping two nine foot fences. But when you mix alcohol and persistence you can't lose.
Yeah it'll definitely be worth it. Not having syphilis all the time you know
I DO NOT KNOW WHO SHE IS, WE HAVE NO MORE FRUIT, SHE CAN'T STAY HERE.
Please tell me I didn't help an old woman shave her vagina last night. Please.
That's the least of the fucked up shit you did last night dude.
At least you get to smell pizza at your job. I just smell despair all day long.
Nothing says "class act" like eating acid in the middle of a Buffalo Wild Wings
How the hell does my fucking boss know about the goddamned magician I fucked?!?
Don't have sex in a tent there are so many opportunities for infections
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