Consumer Beware: Redhead has herpes.
I have a new drinking limit. I'll stop when I know I'm going to untag the picture that was just taken of me.
having sex with him was like banging macgyver. he did the most amazing shit with the simplest things
just mention it in a side comment sometime today... like oh by the way i have a daughter but um yeah my day was good
Defiantly just threw away our yearly bottle collection in front of the campus tour. The school should pay me for recruitment
Omg. I have a story to tell you later about that girl that just crawled on stage
You kept whispering "Party Dave" every time someone would start talking.
The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
In case you're wondering where my head is at right now, it's wishing that I was getting laid and not having a debate about cheese.
Just at the gym drinking. We call it treadmillcolada
You're 34. You can't make guys wait till the third date anymore. Step it up!
He gave me my financial savings if I invested with him while I was giving him a bj.
If you need me I'll be getting drunk in a chewbacca onsie like a real adult.
The married guy I've been fucking broke it off because I'm not a trump supporter and don't share his "traditional values".
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