Google Chrome's "top 8 most visited sites" page has become my motivation to stop masturbating
ive realized i need to start an "avoid moving in with my parents after graduation" fund
If I wake up with an unknown penis in me one more time I am literally going to press charges to the makers of tequila.
My younger brother just got high fives from all my guy cousins for fucking my best friend. I hate family gatherings.
I WAS JUST SITTING HERE BEING SNIFFED BY ODD WOMEN FOR A SOLID 5 MINUTES. My face was a twist of utter fear and confusion...
Would it be weird to jack off in the hospital?
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
I got my first tattoo & injured myself while having sex in a national monument. I say we consider this weekend siezed.
I just want nice things and good sex
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
i dunno, a lot of my childhood feels like a drugged up fever dream
I'm not in the business of asking people about their lizard
I meant his actual lizard not his manhood
Little does she know that you've out-sourced your conscience to a girl who doesn't even wear pants on a regular basis
ill give you some hints: blood, carnival, fog machine, happy meal.
hey, cheif big dick, where the fuck are my panties.
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