I just saw a girl wearing a flannel shirt that would make 1992 cringe
Last night Brynn convinced every person at the party wearing glasses that they stole hers, and she woke up with 8 pairs of prescription glasses in her bag.
She turned over and said "You smell like my dad, i just can't do this"
so i was just informed that i sang that song "pop that pussy ayyy pop that pussy" at the halloween party saturday. iembarrassing.
he wont speak to me right now because i told him it must suck knowing he'll never be as good as edward cullen..idiot.
you're in nursing school, now tell me what to do about a burned clit.
He is the Donovan McNabb of stuff up his ass. Tell me that tomorrow. Too high to remember.
CONGRATS VODKA, YOU WON RHIS TIME..
Did you really just use your nipple as a unit of measurement?
Dude. That is just waaaay to much random to process after that tequila battle.
NO I WOULD NOT GET A GUMMER FROM A GRANDMOTHER
IM TRYING TO BE RESPONSIBLE AND ALL I WANT TO DO IS FUNNEL CHEAP BEER AND SCREAM ABOUT HOW MUCH I LOVE OUR NATION
Don't make emojis simulating eating me out
I feel like Jeremy snapchattong while we're fucking is a perfect example of our generation..
Do you remember telling those ppl that they need to mate and give you the baby and in 15 years you will all reunite and it will be a party?
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