did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
I just farted for five sidewalk sections! New personal best.
You NEED to get fingered by a violinist. He used his left hand and make me cum, he's RIGHT handed.
Today's face brought to you by last night's make-up.
I swear after i took it all i did was scream for four hours
This dude was wearing a "Plan B- One Step" backpack. I wonder how many more I have to buy until I get mine??
Nice. I ate a jello shot out of a bovine blow up doll's love hole last night
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
He walked into the bar right as I was licking the shotglass clean. We made eye contact for way too long..
Just saw some dude tumble down the stairs of the bar while leaving...fist pump...and then sprint down the road
I'm truly not mad that he's at a strip club, it's that he couldn't look far enough into the future to figure out how to get himself home from one
I'll come hang out with you guys later, but right now my parents aren't home and I have to take full advantage of being able to watch porn on full blast.
I just got hit on at the bar by a guy who used his mother as a wingman, she was pretty convincing. Only in Stratford.
Congrats you've received dick pics from an Olympic silver medalist
So, is Canada considered an excessive distance to go for a booty call? Asking for a friend...
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