he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
We'll probably be arrested for having a cheetah in our apartment anyway, so I say go for it.
So i forgot that my head is completely wrapped in gauze, and tried to do the "come hither" look. He think's i'm brain damaged
I'm not a home wrecker but if one more married man with a yacht asks me to go scuba diving I'm NOT saying no
But in fairness, I would totally have a robo-penis as long as it had full sensation.
It's like God tapped him on the shoulder and said "You are now capable of giving world shattering, tear jerking head."
I found us a new booze connection and I'm writing college admissions essays. The future is bright.
Gotcha. How bad is it?
Well to compare it to something I would say it what's that walls would like inside the primate exhibit at the zoo after a group of monkeys finished throwing feces at each other all afternoon
I feel like a girl who eats her problems away with fast food.
When all else fails, you can always look down at your enormous penis.
As planned I took it to the limit. Then we met a new limit. Now they are limit friends.
You called it motorboating but you just snot rocketed into my tits.
I was dreaming of a parallel reality and in the dream I just looked up at my present self and was like "you're high, man"
Do u ever find yourself high af, watching American ninja warrior and crying at the athletes stories?
Just asphyxiate me and toss my corpse in the Ocean. It'll be easier than whatever the next four or eight years will bring.
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