We won't sleep together?
Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
im using old socks as coasters. im going to make a great housewife.
If I die tonight. Just know that chicken I made fuckin ruled. Recipe: Chicken with a shitload oF spice
I mean, I'm not looking for prince charming. I'm looking for the glass slipper of dicks.
It'll be like a meth lab. But with jello.
you can think of my virginity as your little souveneir from our relationship.
You kept running up to random groups of people and saying "I'm a Dallas Cowboy Cheerleader so we all have to chug our drinks!" and they all listened to you.
Im the macgyver of cooling down beers. The toilet tank was blocked so I couldn't use it.....
Thats stupid. Your future is a life of less pay for the same work. Free drinks is how capitalism reimburses women for its inequality. & youre not even taking it!
I feel like ass. I'm missing 12 hours of my life and all I have to show for it is an empty wendys bag. Those Shrooms were too much... When do we do it again?
He hasn't left the hospital without a nurse's number all year. My nurses are always ugly or men. Wtf bro
I have no concept of chastity or moderation, she is a Catholic guilt poster child, how could I not try to hit that
It’s a 10 inch dick! Of course I’m getting a Brazilian
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