So are you the girl that gave me herpes? or was that the girl from the night before
pretty sure i saw you masturbating on chatroulette a minute ago. yes, i can recognize your cock
I THOUGHT I SAW YOU
i had to pay fifty dollars for throwing up in the limo, 60 fucking dollars to throw up all over myself
It'll be like the burning bush except without moses and with pubes.
I don't know where Tiffany is but I just saw her shoes in the bar lost and found
If you wondered to yourself today, "did Sarah break her bathing suit strap and flash a pool full of children," the answer is yes.
I enjoy it and I rock at it. I wish there were a respectable way to make giving blow jobs a career.
Can you check on Mike in the bathroom. It's been like 20 min.
He's fine. He's just standing at the trash can in line for another beer from the keg. Nbd.
Dude hobos go hard. I learned a lot last night.
SUNS OUT COOCHY OUT
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
I'm literally trapped as the little spoon on a mattress on the floor of an unfinished basement with a professional athlete snoring in my hair
Alright, I've had enough of this good girl shit. Tonight you either blackout or backout.
it wasnt weird until his dog watched upclose as i put a tampon in
Booze, boobs, blunts and batman. dude, I'm livin' the life.
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