Red Bull/Vodka? You bet I'm showing everyone my penis tonight.
he made transformer sounds every time he changed positions. how do you think it went?
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
Bible prof is the guy I made out with at the gay bar on the fourth. He doesn't remember.
i just found this napkin with your number on it in my jacket pocket. it reads amy, drawing of a wine bottle and a house
All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
They made out. Sounded like hippos drinking water
What happens at the gay bar stays at the gay bar. Except that I sold my panties for $100. People should know that.
I think my body is literally trying to get me to reproduce. "fuck someone! Anyone!" - my body
We play beat the clock every morning. When the alarm goes off, she hits snooze and drops her panties. If I can't finish in time to beat the snooze, she jumps in the shower and I've gotta jerk off.
The band last night was really good
That was definitely karaoke. Guess that answers my follow up question on how drunk you were.
I just used my VA prescription bottle of xanax to get a military discount at the liquor store. I win.
Only you could get away with that.
Nothing says "First Single Holidays" quite like getting baked with the guy that took your virginity four years ago.
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
BTW, Julia referred to you as a power bottom. Are you available?
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