it was like fucking the hulk in a smartcar
THEY SHOULD WARN YOU WHEN THEY MAKE JELLO SHOTS WITH JACK DANIELS!!! THEY SHOULD WARN YOU!!!!!!!
Nothing says "I'm a sorority girl" like puking at 830 in the am, wearing my anti-hazing pin, and getting ready for a tea party.
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
i'm so sad bro, I can't get any pussy. I'm so sad
The difference between you and me last night was that I didn't remember getting into the cab and you didnt know we were in one.
he payed over $300 just to break into the hotel pool and skinny dip alone for 5 minutes and then peace in a cab. and all he had to say for himself was "gotta go swimming, gotta live life"
where do u find these people!?
I only remembered where urgent care was because it's across the street from my favorite bar
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
Send me the video of myself under the polar bear skin. It's important.
They live across the street from a school baseball field so they have porter potties across the street and let's just say that I'm grateful they exist
This is seriously fucking awkward. My favorite sex scene just started and my dad's still here. He offered me Cheetos.
Some people are good at football, some people are good at painting, and he's good at being a fuckboy. Everyone has their talents.
ABOUT TO MAKE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE, SEND HELP
Have fun and good luck.
I put him in the supply closet, used the copy paper to build a fort around him and his wheelchair, then he fucked me in the fort.
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