I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
stop texting me from phones in the verizon store and pretending to be guys i talked to when i was drunk. its confusing.
hey dont come home for a while, moms drunk and is telling the story of 'how she met dad at that orgy' again
The pine trees are waving at me.
Put the pipe down honey.
Hi trees.
He threw up in a cup in the limo and when he got out the bouncer told him he couldn't bring drinks in so he gave the glass to that dumb girl we brought with us from c street.
I know, she tried to drink it
Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
We had to leave after he was in the middle of the street yelling "Balls of Steeeeeeeeel!!"
I come bearing gifts of whiskey and vagina
This is a great bar, except you can't even randomly burst into song without them assuming you're drunk and cutting you off.
Kripsy Kremes at our place, bring your own coffee. And your own donuts because these ones are ours.
Sweet. Well pat yourself on the back this penis just burst back into the the game and the vaginas of millions
now to finish some work and then i think i'll work out. or garden. or at the very least I'll continue eating frozen grapes and take more drugs
the D I S R E S P E C T of sending someone nudes, them opening it, and not bothering to respond
they gave me money. the money smells like weed. also they gave me weed
Damn, I just did coke with a dude in a bathroom and after he took his dick out right in front of me and took a piss. What a power move.
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