No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
Would you want me to push you down the stairs OR throw you a baby shower?? Real talk
I woke up pulling sunflower seeds out of my vagina. That kind of night.
He just kept yelling "body massage machine go" at random intervals throughout the night
There are bruises on the top of my foot. The pole won.
Ok fine. Wild. Free. Like a stallion set free in a beautiful meadow filled with flowers and sexy lady horses
There's a creepy homeless guy with no hand trying to get up on our tacobell order
We have such limited time together he literally sends me text messages that are like "I sent my roommates on an impossible quest, we have 15 minutes." it's that bad.
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
I'm a college student and my dad gets more ass than I do..... do you see a problem here?
Honestly, this is a first for me. I've always prided myself on my ability to pretend to get along with others.
No. I'm sorry but once your "would go gay for" list exceeds five people, you're bi. Get over it.
idk i just feel really unsatisfied. like something's missing from my life... maybe it's chicken nuggets...
Well, I ruined his toilet and he's still completely okay with me. Plus, it took him like a week to tell me.
If a girl I didn't love ruined my toilet I don't think I'd stick around.
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
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