Some man just said he would jack off to my hair color.
I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
Phosphoglyceraldehydration... why the fuck is this a word
I left when they started reinacting what appeared to be a jerry springer episode
I need a leather bustier to keep them in.
Too kinky for 11:30am. Stop that.
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
The boys in front of me put beer, red plastic cups, ping pong balls, lighterfluid, and twelve packs of pantyhose on the conveyor belt. Whatever drinking game they're playing, I want a part in.
She was crying, alone at a college bar. It would have been rude NOT to try and show my penis to her.
All she does is lay in bed and watch golden girls and masturbate all day...
It's inspiring.
ask me again when I'm sobewr aka tuesday
See? I told you no boy in roller skates could be entirely straight.
I'm alittle affraid you might be dead, seeing how your work party is in an hour and you haven't answered me? I mean I'm picturing you 1. Passed out in your car covered in fries or 2. On a boat in a box to Mexico covered in coke. Please let it be number 1. And aren't we going to your work party?
I caught myself caressing my own hand while nurturing a glass of bourbon. I think it's time to get back out there.
My new superpower is making fuckboys disappear!
Bending dicks and egos since 2002
Idk... I'm not sure why anyone would use a flesh light in general. Let alone hook it up to a wifi device.
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