so now she's a stripper
can't say i'm surprised
The foreigner finally woke up and the first thing he did was look up a map of the u.s. His destination is to pennsylvania.
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
I was pissed last night bc this girl didn't want to have sex but offered to reimburse me for the condoms. That just made me upset
I can't tell you what you just drank, that would ruin the point of Mystery Monday.
Before you even think your day was worse than mine, I had to disinfect and and stitch another dude's penis after his prince Albert got ripped out by an angry chick.
SHE GRABBED MY FULLY ERECT DICK IN A BAR AND STUCK HER TONGUE DOWN MY THROAT AND I COULD NOT CLOSE
wait can you just like go into detail with this penis touching thing? like was it a hand job or was it like a day at the petting zoo or something
I have no idea how but i got a hold of a blue food dye packet. And proceeded to rub it all over my tits. So yeah i'd say its safe to say i'll be known as smurfette for a while
guys I just made $20 cause these random south african guys thought I wasn't wearing any underwear
I woke up naked with a $20 bill taped to my titty, so I must of had fun.
He finally delivered on the dick pic, and Jesus Christ, it was worth the wait.
"he sent me a picture of a puppy in return for a picture of my boobs. He then captioned it with "look it's puppies first time at the beach". "
Wedding party came into the bar an hour ago. Mother of the bride is a stage five clinger. send help.
I will pepper spray him so fast I don't even care
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