its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
i think beer pong is the only time ive ever found a use for geometry
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
It was an awkward 3some. I took her from behind while he just made out with her.
Definately going to wake up wondering what happened to the other half of my lip.
That combination of brocholi bacon eggs cheese ketchup and pasta would have been a revaltion had you not thrown up on the stove and put out the pilot light
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I need you to use more vowels.
I took us ten minutes to realize the shower sex going upstairs was the reason the kitchen ceiling was flooding.
Also I'm sitting home alone with a big ass bowl of marshmallows right now just eating. It's so sad.
Our first crop came in on the day that they added Hercules to Netflix Instant, I think it's the universe telling us that it approves of us growing shrooms in our guest room.
He shattered his pelvis base jumping so his dicks out of commission for 4 months. Your up, second string.
They've already turned me into the Dean of Students once because they felt 'unsafe' because I came home hammered and asked one of them to make me a grilled cheese sandwich. Like, I just ASKED!
How exactly does one go about seducing an older, possibly blind gentleman?
I am now picking what guy I will hang out with based on how many Pokémon they live near.
The guy at the liqiour store just said "Wow haven't seen you in awhile, is everything okay?"
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