I hope mine doesn't look like that
Well he asked to have a sober hang out so i guess that constitutes as a date in college
It's 10am. I'm hungover wearing a flyers jersey and a phillies hat and eating a cheesesteak. I'm not the only one. Best city ever.
Your scrotum should have touched every square inch of that place by now. Start with the water fountain.
But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
You were shirtless with a cowboy hat in 15 degree weather then u shotgunned a can of mixed vegetable Progresso soup
If turning my entire backyard into a slip-n-slide is wrong then I don't wanna be right
you think that next time i come over to do this you can pick up the condom wrappers you used on the other girls
Seriously though a big penis is like a puppy dog, or a sunny day or some other glorious thing
You are such a penis elitist
Since he's sober and out of jail, he acts like we are the worst people on Earth. Fuck him, the only acceptable time in life to do coke is the early twenties. He won't take that from us.
Well. I guess talking about me stealing your wife may not be in the list of legit conversations
Boobs are out for the taking
Look, you don't know disfunction until you've sat on the john taking a shit and crying while totally sober.
Haha do not judge my life style choices right now but me and Dj had sex twice and then he helped me pick an outfit out for my date
Help I accidentally unlocked this guy's tragic backstory and I need a rewind button!
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