next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
finally nailed that neighbor chick. hopefully i can get her wireless password now. free internet trumps moral standards any day
She saved the condom from the first time we did it.
Like lay upon bear skin rugs, drink brandy and reminisce of the yesteryear's before a majestic fire place? Because those are my plans.
Legitimate concern. Who am I going to have birthday sex with?
Dude I wanna go on a booze cruise
Dude our life is a booze cruise
But without boats...
Lets watch game of thrones and have sex every time someone is naked. It'll be like a drinking game but better.
As pissed as she was, you would've thought I was trying to get back into his pants instead of his booze collection.
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
I feel like we have a good system here turning our sketchy decisions into great stories.
I got my period on eclipse day. I'm officially in line with the moon.
Thanks for DJing my sex last night. You were on point 💜
I just bought two 8 Balls of Coke from the chick nurse that stitched my leg together in the ER after my bike accident last summer.
There’s an entire generation of people out there who didn’t grow up watching Mr. Rogers and it shows. These Boomers need to get their shit together.
Randomize
