How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
I just want to know how you cleaned her puke off the twister mat with no gloves. And didn't throw up
you asked a group of latinas stood by the bar to hold a minutes silence for ugly betty getting cancelled. that drunk.
She stumbled in with some guy, woke me up, introduced him and said "This is my sister. She's a freshman. She probably hates you."
They want me to get them some X for there wedding present. I'm on the way to get it now
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Sorry for locking you out after accusing you of eating my Skittles... I realized I was mistaken after just throwing up the rainbow.
I lull them into a false sense of security with my gayness. Then when they're vulnerable, I strike, like a snake. A big non-gay snake, with huge balls.
We're listening to space jam. This can only be a good omen.
Send me one of your boob pics as an example. I mean this in the straightest least lesbian way possible.
There is maybe 10 hours out of any given day we aren't sober.
He named his newborn baby after a character in the Hobbit and that is literally keeping me up at night.
There is a guy down by the river wearing a zebra print speedo and a sombrero, with a beer in each hand, screaming "This is America bitches!"
So I was walking to the bathroom and some random dude threw up while walking towards me. He kept eye contact the entire time and didn't stop moving.
I fucked a French man last night. 5 Times. Ashed my cig in his cactus. That later set on fire while we were having sex.
Randomize
