Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
not allowed to tweet this cos she's following me but i definitely just got head in a stairwell of the university of chicago. wanted you all to know.
i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
Just used your umbrella as a puke sheild. Thanks man.
In a cab. Towels everywhere. Confused.
he told me while inside me and mid thrust that he's dreamed of that moment since high school... awkward
Well he's a 33 year old furniture salesman that picked up at 19 year old buying a bedroom set for her room. I can see how that would be awkward
I think my body is a cloud. This mixture of things is heavenly. Dare was wrong, drugs are awesome.
He's short and fat and honestly I think he's what my self esteem was made for
I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.
I have so many plans for this weekend and sobriety is not invited.
Oh it's tea and biscuits for everyone. An possibly pink eye
Bro, I live in a constant state of existential dread and moderate ennui. The prospect of cosmic horror doesn’t faze me that much.
wait you like me?? for my personality??
I know I was surprised too
He ate me out in the passenger seat of his Range Rover in a Tim Hortons parking lot. I could hear “oh canada” on the radio from a nearby school as I came. Most patriotic orgasm ever!
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