did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
cant believe you said you would bone perez hilton
i said paris hilton
thats even worse
just had a super intense, drunken debate about which blink182 member is the most fuckable. i got so mad i left the room. new low.
I just saw a commercial for "tickle me elmo hands" and I am almost 100 percent sure that at the end elmo said "yeaaaaa boooyyyyyy"
i leave for school in 3 days. if you want your annual goodbye blow job you should probably call me
I've already come up with two plans that will probably end with me getting kicked out of here. You guys should come faster.
Girl your like that last load of laundry... I'll do you eventually just not tonight.
Do you think drinking vodka, rum and sourpuss out of a water bottle, in a class that isn't even mine rude?
And I told him that even though were not together, if he has sex with anyone I would have sex with someone else, video tape it and send it to him.
I want this pizza in and around my mouth forever..
Mom just walked in with a bag of weed and funyuns. I'll talk to you later.
Just had someone from Hells Angels snort coke off my tits...so I'm pretty much done with life now. 💀
Maybe? I'm not shaving my pubes for a maybe type of night.
She gave me a collar. When I asked what this was for she replied "I'm taming your dick"
she compared me favorably to her vibrator
which one?
Randomize
