I just fucked 3 marines at the same time...how did you celebrate veterans day?
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
please tell me you didn't have sex with him in the bathroom...
Does an alley count?
3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently
and skipped dinner
They seriously just ended our alcohol presentation by giving us beer cozies. I love college.
I don't know what kind of soup they made, but it smells like condoms.
Although I am concerned about who made the decision to let you loose in a bridal show I am proud to see you in a sombero again.
I just pulled the nickels from earlier out of my bra in class. The guy next to me is either terrified or intrigued.
I woke up naked on his boat with a cowboy hat on with a boat cover over me... Thank you tequila!
sriracha body shots, that's gonna be a thing
it's like you just said "i want you to suffer"
can't believe I traded a good night's sleep and a midterm for your blurry tits
Just set up my first threesome: a rapper and a Marine. Pretty sure at least 80% of girls in America hate me right now.
You asked to borrow my glasses for a moment. Then you whipped them at someone's head.
I really need to stop sending pussy pics if I'm going to be running for state representative in November
fyi: first time in five days i havent washed my birth control down with liquor. when are we going out tonight?
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