Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
I drunkenly recorded an episode of Family Matters last night. I took a shot everytime Carl Winslow had a mustache.
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
I am not a stalker...i just bring a whole new meaning to the word love
I'm considering failing out of my last semester of college just so I can keep fucking him.
We both paused during sex to do the clap during the Friends theme song. Soulmates.
It's that thing where you don't have any food so you just drink beer to get your needed calories for the day.
Oddly enough I feel totally fine now. Clonazapam and red bull the breakfast of champions.
As a heterosexual male nursing student, the odds are ever in my favor. My first semester has basically been The Horny Games. I've killed almost all of the competitors at this point.
We're fucking and Lee Greenwood God Bless the USA comes on and he came. It was the most Roll Tide America moment of my life.
...and that's why girls with IBS don't paint their nails
SShout out to Barney the Dinosaur for teaching me how to sing the ABCs backward. I just scored a free pitcher.
I recall trading my iPhone watch for a carton of Marlboros.
either he just commented on my nose ring or he's offering me cocaine, I honestly can't tell
I feel like my toilet water looks different when outsiders use my bathroom...
Are you high right now?
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