She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
I may not go down in history, but i will definitely go down on your little sister.
I just claimed my unemployment in Vegas. This seems wrong.
We realized he wasn't with us anymore, so we turn around and he's 20 feet back, peeing on a squirrel.
They asked if I was about to puke and my response was to laugh and suddenly throw up. Continuing my asshole streak I kept laughing while still vomiting.
I think for all the guys in my phone, I'm going to change their pictures to pics of their dicks. It's easier to identify them that way.
it looks like my getting laid tonight is going to depend on my knowledge of native birds. this is a weird party
Obama's speech on in 9 mins. Me in the shower now. Naked. Make your choice.
I'm bringing the tv in with me.
He paid the bartender with money from the tip jar then proceeded to hit on me in front of my date. I love frat dances
I just wanted to warn you I have strep throat incase I gave it to that guy we both hooked up with on New Years.
I now have a full length bright red cape in my possession. Best sex trophy ever.
He's holding a pee stick. Yes it's weird.
I think snapchat is trying to tell you something. It's saying your boobs were meant to be seen by his family.
I swear if you laugh while im moaning i will immediately stop and go home.
All I know is I woke up cuddling a jar of peanut butter....
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