Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
You know your life is awesome when sometimes you walk down the street eating a sandwich and you run into someone you had a threesome with. And not say hi.
Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
he like comes into my room and is like..."can you fix my pants" and then just drops trou
You yelled "sharpie war!" then jammed it in her ear
She set an alarm on my phone for her birthday. Place: Her bed.
We couldn't get our shit together to go to the bar, so we're getting drunk and facebook stalking all the girls who have gotten fat since high school. Any names you wanna throw out?
I guess she thought her walk of shame would be more dignified if she stole my dog
No. I heard a cover of "my heart will go on". This is not sanity.
I couldn't tell if they ere dancing or fucking but they won the costume contest
You know I ate twenty hot dogs in an hour once.
I am honestly so surprised you are a lesbian.
Jesus, I think this onesie was designed to keep me from masturbating.
I'm covered in bite marks and have a cracked rib - was a good weekend
Is it just me or did we have a heart to heart talk while you were naked last night?
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