Don't judge me. Haven't eaten all day so I'm in my room sticking my finger in peanut butter, then jam, then my mouth.
Professor used "ROFL" while grading my paper... Do I even go to a real college?
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
Because you know it would be fucking amazing to get trashed and shatter the dreams of 12 year old girls. I might get a shirt.
Now that I've lowered my makeout age to 21 I have a whole new sea to fish in.
i'm totally cool with all the dick sucking you're doing down there, but as your brother i think i'm supposed to warn you our parents will be home in 5
I seriously doubt I'm gonna be able to properly put your dick in my mouth whilst upside down, but I'm willing to give it my best shot
People will say "JOE YOU MUST TURN DOWN" and I will refuse, in the name of liberty.
Pretty sure the guy at the Halloween party dressed as an ice cream man is working his way through the building without a care for gender or age. He high-fives me on his way out each morning.
No, I didn't meet up with him! That's when I had chlamydia.
Hey how're your balls?
Don't ever let me helicopter again.
Forget work, lets run away, rob banks, and have kinky sex with fuzzy handcuffs.
IT'S LIKE YOU READ MY MIND.
I'm classy like audry Hepburn. Chugging wine out of the bottle on the way to the club. Shed do that. I know she would.
Just made a secret hand shake with my sisters cat. Boredom at its finest.
Alex thinks he can revoke my dick privileges haha.
Isn't he the one getting all the privileges ?
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