Its not alright that i make out with a manican.
and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
wow... just woke up to find out that the OJ we used in my bong last night was poured back into the carton
Thats my favorite, when ex girlfriends become XL ex girlfriends
Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
You are just a treasure cave of fabulous alcoholic ideas.
So after I was tied with a feather boa he left me there with KFC and cherry coke
Whiskey dick has taught us to be smart with our time.
Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
I'm going back to his house to watch wreck it Ralp.
Hey, Monsters Inc. got me laid. Disney man, who knew it leads to sex.
You slid down a wall, tried to pull your cast off and yelled that casts were too conformist.
Why did I wake up with a half-eaten burrito and a vaccuum cleaner in my bed? ...on top of me.
I can’t shake the image of her gigantic black unibrow. It’s like I got a blowie from Eugene Levy
He’s disease free and drives a Porsche. What else does a girl need?
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