Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
hahhahahha. mid doggie-style, i faked an asthma attack. the sex was that bad
and when he finished he started shouting "swim boys SWIM"
Exactly. wat kind of friend would i be if i even pretended to give a shit about ur problems
every time I see Anne Hathaway all I can think is "my cousin fucked a guy who fucked her" and it makes me proud.... so I want to say thank you for being that cousin.
This creepy guy was following me and i hid in the bushes. i could say i was high as an excuse but honestly it was straight up fun.
Well it's a moot point because I did have a sink & I peed in it.
hey the jello shots wont freeze
How much Everclear did you put in them?
uhhh all of it
Does me being hung over take away from how professional I can be today?
You would only karaoke to Spanish songs, but sang with the accent of the french candle stick in beauty and the beast.
Funny story... I got into my car and my porn started playing over my Bluetooth.
Listening to sad Lana Del Rey songs together is an integral part of the lesbian bonding process
Why r u in my phone under "the last survivor"?
Because talking after sexting is equivalent to cuddling after sex
She’s super into those renaissance faires. But, if you can’t actually stab anyone, what’s the point?
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