I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
HOLY SHIT! Did you see the dick on that Great White Shark?!?!?!
grilled cheese. we just shotgunned grilled cheese.
She just invited me to drunkenly make out on the kitchen floor again.....
did she really put a helmet on, try to make a hole in the wall then pass out on the floor ten minutes later? if thats true ill be there in 15
A sandwich with pizza as the bread. I love you.
YES WITH THE SQUARE KIND OF SLICES
He told me my butthole was like "Narnia" and that it's a wonderful place he would like to visit.
There's two sisters at this place and they look competitive. Try for a threesome tonight?
Just successfully made home fries from potatoes we used as bowls while stoned as shit. I deserve a trophy.
Yea dude. I'm gonna be the life of the party. THIS BITCH GETS DRUNK BY HERSELF
i just called my dad a bottom. he agreed
I just shaved my "bikini area" into a fucking pizza slice
I haven't seen her in probably 3 months and when she showed up wasted to my house she promptly pulled out her tit
They also submitted to my demands for pizza
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
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