Dude i just saw JT leaving the hospital. He drove there to get fluids because he was too drunk, so they hooked him up to an IV so he didn't get alcohol poisoning. Did I mention he drove there? Oh yea and our roommates in the hospital with alcohol poisoning, she just puked up coal. So many ppl are here, it's like a hospital party, I love spring quarter!
i effin hate jeff goldbloom.
but i totally would still bang him
the roller ball on my blackberry is the closest i've come to touching a clit in 2 years.
If you're ever in Seattle we should Fuck. Or get coffee, whatever.
why is it that everyone in pennsylvannia gets fucking prego??
Buying beer for freshmen. No matter what they ask for, I'm getting them Colt 45.
Having sex with her was like reading the Wall Street Journal.
dude...I wrote 15 jersey shore quotes on her body. she is going to do the walk of shame with snookie on her forehead.
have the fact that the early bird is danced upon by the prettiest strippers be your motivation
Remember when I asked you to make sure I didn't go home with anything less than a 6 last night? You're fired
I'm going to try and loofah my hangover away.
Update: It didn't work
Of course i made out w him. He was painted green. You know of my secret longing for the Hulk.
I know he's married but I don't know how else to show sympathy! Nudes are my only emotional currency.
All I'm saying is there better be a bow on your dick for my birthday
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
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