you win again, gameday.
i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
Just fell asleep during a bikini wax. Thank god for day drinking.
My Mom printed off all of my Augusts text messages. Apparently I've been drinking WAY too much and having an intermediate drug problem. I have to go home everyw weekend for the rest of the semester
he slipped a picture of a kangaroo under my door that said "im sorry" on the back and passed out on my lawn.. who the fuck is this kid?
Was in the middle of a keg stand, the frat guys dropped me, and I broke my nose. My mom didn't enjoy that call from the hospital.
Thanks for the morning blowjob. Scientifically proven you can't have a bad day if it starts with a blowjob.
Crappy Mother's Day to you! Those of us who don't have children fill the void with hot sex, sleeping in, more sex, leisurely suntanning, foreign travel, overseas sex, paying cash for sports cars, watching TV, having sex on the floor in front of TV porn, lounging around the house, or whatever the hell we want.
It's funny to me the only time that you clean up is when your weed delivery man is on the way.
Tonight I plan on passing out fully clothed on the table. I don't know where normal people plan on sleeping.
idk man, I was fucked up and eating fried rice at the grocery store, tried to wave at her but she just looked concerned at me.
Stoned stonnnnnnned on the raaaaange
I re-seduced my fuck buddy...must be the luck of the Irish!
How was your night?
I spent a lot of money and drank a lot of booze. Also was part of a successful search party
Had a rough day but my boyfriend made that all better by going down on me while letting me watch Top Gear... I'm buying the engagement ring tomorrow
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