Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
Did I get blown in the bathroom? Yes. Did she throw up cranberry juice on my shorts? Yes. Did she finish the job? Yes.
dude chill. we stole 18 hamburgers from her house
no. you cant fuck a burger.
You know me. Don't need roses, just dick and food.
I apologize for violently hooking up with her in front of you in the jacuzzi last night.
Why can't I live in a world where my only 2 options are rum bikini hot tub party or masturbating?
Shout out to this stomach virus for helping me prepare for whatever slutty Halloween costume I decide to wear.
Haha no we did it on his bed. Then rolled off into the bean bag. It was a strangely athletic performance on my behalf.
Lets just say I tried to pinky promise the cop... So I was fucked up.
We figured you were on something when you said that your nipples couldn't hear the music.
Whenever someone said no you would yell "Die Motherfucker." Kind of like some twisted drinking game.
I think someone is dead in a car across the street
Scratch that, dude's getting a blow job
I mean, if I asked you, would you cum on cotton candy for me?
YOUR MANICOTTI IS FULL OF LIES
Sorry i meant to send that to my mom
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