You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
just put a funnel in my mouth and pour the tequila in with a little emergen-c
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
She just locked herself in the bedroom with an unopened bottle of wine and a steak knife. Unfortunately for her fingers, I stopped giving a fuck two hours ago.
Don't think anyone else in the building has a lunchbox full of yay
Hey there's a sandwich in there too!
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
He was "hot guy in the dark". One of us had to sleep with him. I took the bullet you're welcome.
I almost put an adult beverage in my sippy cup for the beach but realized the next step would be rehab.
No the next step is being buzzed at the beach. I would've.
you can't just say no to brian. he was bugging me to get me to drunk for 14 hours straight yesterday. HE DOESN'T GIVE UP
Was he a virgin!? DID YOU TAKE A GUY'S VIRGINITY ON MY FLOOR!?
ANNA YOU PEED ON THE STREET. LIKE NOT EVEN SUBTLY. YA JUST SQUATTED IN THE MIDDLE OF THE HIGHWAY. And you flashed your tits to oncoming vehicles to try to get them to pick us up
I don't know man. She said my cock made her promises my heart couldn't fulfill.
i spent my Thursday drinking before noon and not wearing pants
I have never been that aroused while laughing my ass off in my life
You just can't go back to being friends with someone after you sucked their balls
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