He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
No, I don't think Michelle is a squirter. And if I've had anal sex, the Obamas have.
First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
today is my dealer's birthday. i dont know whether to give him the day off or call him saying happy birthday ill take a quarter please
how opposed are you to picking me up at the bar at 11:00am?
and thats when we got a drunken mammogram in the middle of cvs pharmacy
Also, the zoloft kicked in and I can't get an erection anymore. So I'm depressed.
I feel like everyone in class can tell we had a threesome last weekend.
I told him finishing at the same time would be a long-term project. Like flipping a house. A sexual house.
Like how hard is it to come up to me with chocolate and wine and say "hey, you're beautiful. Wanna marathon Doctor Who in sweatpants?" Hell yes!
We literally solved our fight using cat pictures on Instagram. True love.
I'm 2 seconds away from smashing the bottle and drinking it off the counter with a straw.
Baked goods and tits. Hard to go wrong there.
We were so amazed while watching mission impossible ghost protocol last night we didn't even have sex
There's a video of you almost falling asleep in a bar stool listening to Jimmy Buffett. Nekkid.
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