He woke up screaming about pickles. I think it's gonna be a good day.
I just googled if crying burns calories
We had to go visit his dealer in the hospital to buy some weed.
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
I'm confused are we getting high or did someone actually die?
Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
Just to prove a point, she called and ordered a pizza 10 min before she ordered the blow and it still got here first. I may never leave LA.
I told you!!! And that is why he's the drug dealer to the stars.
Topless dodge ball cldnt top that
You know, you have a good excuse now if you have a poor performance. Just say "what do you expect? I took a paintball to the DICK!!"
The only thing I remember last night was feeding my dog 4 McDoubles.
She just left someone a voicemail saying 'you better not have plans Saturday night, cause I'm going to sit on your face.'
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
In my defense I didn't know there was concrete on the other side of that fence when I tossed him over it.
You're both fucking idiots and this is why I should never let you two drink alone.
The guy at the liqiour store just said "Wow haven't seen you in awhile, is everything okay?"
The fact that you cheered yourself on while you puked saying it was your first college puke, blacked out, and sang taylor swift to the toilet confirms the fact that we are related. I've never been more proud.
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