Come on... In this relationship-economy, you gotta have "awesome blowjobs" on your resume.
I asked him how he was going to celebrate tomorrow and he said "tits, clits, and bong hits"
well at that point we were just fucking to keep warm.
drove into oncoming traffic. add a minute to my ETA
I wouldn't be surprised. You and I have basically synced up our brain chemistry by doing drugs together in the same way that two girls would sync their menstrual cycles by sharing a house.
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
Wake up. We're going shopping for booze and samurai swords.
Sooo Zach and Judd are on my porch drunk eating leaves and flowers...
It felt as if we were fucking on a sea of baby feet and morgan freemans face hair
At IHOP. It feels weird and sad that your cleavage isn't here for me to try to toss paper wads into.
I made out with my former step mother's best friend. Only knew the connection when they both showed up together at the bar.
Speaking of lightening speed, he ate me out while I was watching The Flash. If that's not winning at life idk what is
I was eating pickles straight from a jar, contemplating doing something productive. What did I miss?
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
About that photo of the cake you just sent. You do realize it’s on a glass table, right? We can all see your reflection in it, and you’re very obviously naked.
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