i was just at lovers lane looking for gifts for a bachelorette party.....with my mom
I just told the 2nd grade class leprechauns are the children of midgets.
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
when life gives you lemons, puke and rally.
you kept introducing yourself to guys as "never going to happen"
You know when you can feel the alcohol in your toes? That's a great feeling.
There is booty call etiquette, and he just isn't following it. I'm not making you breakfast, gtfo.
Due to your tardiness, I'm saving you my tab
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
You thought that you were playing full contact and started screaming "I will fucking end you! I will end you!" and tried tackling everyone in the room.
I think tonight's gonna be the night I wear a go pro while trippin on acid
I woke to him laying in the floor puking in a shoe. So I guess we had a good night.
Also this just in, I think you could see my sequins underwear that say unwrap me through my leggings all day while I hung out with his family
My fart just smelled like the inside of white castle, I mean spot on, no difference whatsoever.
The weirdest part of it all was wondering if I was going to take off his fanny pack or he was before we fucked
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