We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
my clit piercing makes the metal detector go off
elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
his blackberry tasks were 1. take names and 2. kick ass
dude she snuck out while I was still sleeping then was banging on the door 10 minutes later cuz her car was brokedown. how was I suppose to recognize her??
Correct me if I'm wrong here... but did we serenade each others breasts to "winds of change" last night?
Blackout strip poker. Now. Bring flashlights because we found that candles are dangerous with nudity.
I need a picture of your dick for my friends birthday card
He needs to respect me before he can fuck me with cat ears on.
I bought 2 40s with winning lottery tickets and they paid me $.03. 'Merica
i asked the cop if we could stop and do a chinese firedrill.... he said no.
Went kayaking. drunk. DID NOT FALL IN. Mission succesful.
Just followed a blind kid around for 20 minutes to see how awesome his guide dog was. And he was pretty fucking awesome
I called you daddy and let you stick things in my butt, I am a damn 11.
Ick. That's not even the fun kind of punishment.
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