You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
Sketchest drug deal yet.... I just got paid in quarters and chucky chesse tokens. I need to stop hooking my friends up.
i just called. the lady was really nice. something tells me my schools clinic gets a lot of calls about chlamydia
I just saw him carrying his little sister while walking his puppy. And he was shirtless. I swear my ovaries just exploded
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
His phone pocket dialed me while he was crapping. He was quietly singing stayin alive and possibly passing his intestines.
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
Do I have to formally apologize to Brett for flashing him?
Dude! I just figured out I can successfully hide a 4oz flask between my boobs without endangering my cleavage! College: conquered!
There's no discreet way to sneak a cucumber into the shower lol
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
The impromptu 'dance party' was just three white dudes flailing arrhythmically in the kitchen in absolute silence. Stone cold sober.
Maybe? I'm not shaving my pubes for a maybe type of night.
I jumped the fence at the bar last night. My dress got stuck and I ended up flashing the entire patio for a good 30 seconds.
At the 10 second mark everyone started to whistle and cheer. Free drinks all night
Having sex with him is like yoga. I do it in the morning and then can't walk for three days afterwards.
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