Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
so my car got towed last night. I didnt know it cost 118 dollars to have a college experience
I had it in my eyebrows, my bangs, under one eye, and across both cheeks. Congratulations on the successful and elusive warpaint cumshot.
I'm thinking I had intended to send you pics cuz I woke up naked
Just violated the laws of fuck-buddyship and talked to him about my personal life. I don't like it.
The cop was more concerned with the fact I had cowboy boots on with shorts than the fact we were under age
this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
Remember when I got my car stuck in my backyard?
If your wondering why there is a puddle on the floor is I may have decided to make a kiddie pool in your living room.
I need to get a job that holds me accountable for something. Otherwise I wake upon Monday wondering when the booze store opens and if I still have a boyfriend.
I really enjoy how cavalier you're being about your chlamydia
Everyone's impressed that I actually got pee all over his car since I'm a girl and they're a little curious..
The time stamp on this text message is reason enough alone to not leave me unsupervised
Today is get drunk without showing anyone my penis day
dude im trying to eat his ass so can you stop for 10 minutes
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