It was kinda weird being the boss
Did you feel like Tony Danza?
omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this...
I know everyone screamed lady cop instead of cops. I wanted to apologize to her for our chauvinism
I feel like I was just dunked in a tub of beer and then thrown in a giant dryer with rocks in it.
I've been timing it. He's been showering alone for 33 minutes. 4 minutes ago, he said "truth or dare." haven't heard anything since.
Drunk in burger king. Having it our way. Free fries. M&m sundaes.
I just found a video of you asking to be a whale with me.
She just pored wine down the turkeys hole and said that she christened it like the whore that it is...happy thanksgiving.
Have you seen our bachelor? He's MIA. Last seen being led to some hookers by Kanye look-a-like.
it's just not right when you're boyfriend has a nicer ass than you do.
Don't you hate falling asleep on the couch with a glass of wine in your hand? It's like dreaming about peeing and then realizing you've peed the bed only stickier.
Thanks for reminding me of all the hookups my brain has been trying to suppress...
That's what friends are foooooooor!
It's a lot harder to work after sex than it is to work drunk... just saying.
I just made myself orgasm twice and Laura lee hit 4 million subscribers. It’s a good day everywhere
Honestly his girlfriend says she hates me cause she thinks im trying to get him to cheat on her with me...she should hate me cause i already accomplished that.
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