I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
You distracted them by dancing on the stripper pole, I ripped the flag off the wall, stuffed it in my pants and we were out.
$5 off purchases of eighths or more today only. Happy tax-free weekend. -Your consumer-minded pot dealer
Crying in the liquor store is not a good look
we're driving around with this really dirty (unclean and inappropriate) 60 year old ex-san quintin con named old skool d that my brother knows and hes bringing us to get weed. what is montana?
we left the music on while we were fucking. some kanye west song started playing and he started to cry
You peed up the stairs in front of everyone then blamed it on the dog
Drinking Patron always ends with me puking or receiving anal. So make your move when I start ordering it.
I tried smoking while wearing a horse mask, it was the worst thing I've ever smelled
He is currently passed out on his toilet. Point day drinking.
For someone who wanted a break I'm getting way to much dick
Crying in Target on a display sofa is normal, right? Asking for a friend.
If he brings home bacon, dont let him leave. Dont screw this one up. this may be our last chance.
You stocked up?
No actually didn’t get a chance. If you wouldn’t mind bringing me a brownie and a bottle of Jameson that’d be nice
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