Fun fact: when I ripped off my wristband, I punched myself in the face. Rad
I kinda look like a classier blonde kenny powers.
i have a bunch of little boys around me trying to hit on me
dont be selfish, show some boob
Umm. Any where really. Alcohol and boobs. Those are the requirements.
I can't believe I had to convince you to not drink butter.
almost getting arrested is turning into fucking this cop in his ex wife's lawn. see you tomorrow
Would you wanna look up as you cum and for a split-second see your dad?
Andy was trying to screw his door shut from the inside so no one could get in.
His ex-girlfriend just gave his current girlfriend the heimlach omg omg omg help this is so awkward
That moment when your fucking in an airport bathroom and forget to lock the door. That poor man...scarred forever...
Fuck you, I'm yelling at a mountain right now
It's not even noon and I've had 3 people call me a savage, one of them said it in reference to the blow job I gave them. So I guess you could say it's going to be a good weekend
Your dick. My mouth. We have 20 minutes.
Almost gave the delivery guy a 34 dollar tip. That high
Apparently I was carrying around a bottle of listerine calling it 5 loco
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